You know what would be nice? Letting your daughter know that you’re disconnecting your phones so that she has some way to get ahold of you since you don’t have a permanent address and apparently no longer have a job either. But you have fun running from the cops at whatever sketchy hotel you’re hiding out at with your 26 year old bimbo girlfriend. Don’t you get that not showing up for your court date only makes things worse? Happy fucking Father’s Day dad.

Just because you’re my dad doesn’t mean I won’t hesitate to kick you out of my life if something doesn’t change.

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(via vodkacupcakes)